I DO NOT WADDLE!!

Let's be clear.

I may walk a little differently, but that is because I HAVE A HUMAN SKULL WEDGED IN MY PELVIS!!!

I cannot stand the term "waddle." I mean, does anyone think that it's polite to tell a pregnant woman, a woman who is incubating life, that she waddles?

Total weight gain for this pregnancy is 26 pounds. I can actually still fit in my junior size 3, low rise jeans. The term waddle implies fat, which I am not.

Thank you for listening, it will all be over soon (including the hormonal outbursts, LOL).