Heather's Hair Haven

You didn't know that I was a stylist? Oh yeah, I've been cutting this customer's hair for years.


And I make him look presentable every single time, yet he never pays. And the amount of ear and nose hair that I eliminate is staggering. And quite disgusting. I practically boil my hands afterward.


ps. I have no formal training in the art of hair stylifying (my word for cutting and styling). I just use trimmers with a #2 guard and go to town.

pps. For those of you that don't know, this is my dad.